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Subject:Damn drunken hotel guests
Time:10:30 pm
Current Mood:amusedamused
Me:"America's best value Reagan hotel and suites. How can I help you?"
Guy: "Who's this?"
Me: "The front desk."
Guy: "Well, I knew that, who is this?"
Me: "Why do you need my name sir?"
Guy: "Because I want to know."
Me: "Ooooookkaaayy."
Guy: "Make them bounce and jiggle."
Me: "Excuse me?"
*click*

Yeh, I love my job.
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Time:11:19 am
"There's a planet on the ground"-Bob.
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Time:01:23 am
"Americans shouldn't make cheese! That's why the French do it!"-Ziad, after eating one of wal-marts wraps with american cheese in it

"Pineapple is good only one way, as pineapple. Not on pizza, not in some cake, just pineapple." -Ziad
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Time:05:27 pm
"A BOX!" Christmas at my house. (Read my LJ post.)
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Subject:Quoting Myself... scary.
Time:10:57 pm
Current Mood:amusedamused
"Damnit, I'm going to hit this chocolate with a hammer, and it's going to be the BEST PART OF MY DAY!"

-Lara

I'm sorry... it was just too funny to pass up.
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Time:03:18 pm
"That's my foot. You can't eat that." - Sierra
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Time:12:48 pm
Quotes from livejournal:

"Butt. Ropes. Bondage. *faint*" - Jen

"Too-distracted-by-butt." - Me

"I Feel "Deppy" Today" - Me
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Time:11:11 pm
Laura: Let's go see if South Side (food center) is open.
Jared: I've got a bottle stuck upmy ass, remember?
Laura: Oh, that's right.
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Subject:Shameless plug!
Time:12:24 am
Current Mood:amusedamused
Okay, so if you haven't discovered it yet, there's a really good site that's fairly new. I don't know if anyone has heard of it yet, but it's called Digital Absolution. There's comics and rants and blogs, and forums and all sorts of fun stuff!

Voice your opinion, or just listen to people more enlightened than you and nod your head in agreement! And if you hate their opinion, hit them over the head with your witty rebuttal, winning head nods of your very own!



Clicky-clicky. You won't regret it!

/shameless plug!
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Time:11:58 pm
"When he goes down and he goes "balls"..." The director for my 10 min. play directing the actors.
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